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Hiding out at Strand

  Keeping warm with a lovely cup of coffee and the words of all the greats. Strand Bookstore just might be my favorite hiding place in all of New York City. More new… Continue reading

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2.24.16

Put on that dress, fluff up that hair, and have yourself a glass of lovely pink bubbly. This is a grand and glorious day, so remember: love yourself, love him, love her, love… Continue reading

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How NOT to Get New Followers on Instagram

A girl has got to be careful these days.

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The Millennial Wedding Pronouncement

And only then may you kiss the bride.

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The Bridal Selfie

Her day, her way. Take her phone away, and Bridezilla will be walking down that aisle.

Will you be one such bride?

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5 Truths You Need To Accept About Tinder

Tinder has revolutionized the dating world. For better or for worse, here are 5 Tinder Truths you need to accept. For these, there is no option to swipe left.

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The Millennial Marriage Proposal

You spend your whole life anticipating this glorious moment. And then…suddenly…here it is.

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Can We Please Stop Talking About This Dress

Nothing but trouble. How about we talk about the llamas instead?

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The Issue Finder: The Groundbreaking New Dating App That Every Woman Needs

A feature that Tinder, E-Harmony and Match.com ought to consider. And til then, we find out the old-fashioned way. Happy reading!

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What Not To Say After Meeting Her Parents

Once you get to the point that you meet her parents… for the love of God, DON’T SCREW IT UP.

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The G-Spot Positioning System

Ahhh. The wonders of technology.

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What Women Want: The Hair They Don’t Have

We women are never satisfied. My hair is a long, shiny, sleek black. The kind that always looks lush and freshly shampooed. Strangers have stopped me in the street asking how I get… Continue reading

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The Perfect Time To Run Into Your Ex

You never EVER want to run into your ex-boyfriend(s). Ever. Not unless you look SUPER HOT, your hair is PERFECT and/or you are on a date with the HOTTEST MAN ALIVE.

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On How We Let Social Media Kill Our Relationships [Before They’ve Even Begun]

Social media says a lot about someone. Or does it…? Or should it…??

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The Boyfriend Application

This cartoon is based on a real encounter on the downtown-bound 6 train. I remember it was very early; I had practically sleepwalked my way down East 82nd street… He was a college… Continue reading

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Cougar Talk: The 25-year old Boyfriend

Life lessons from my aunt. According to Urban Dictionary (yes, I know, such a credible source…), a cougar is defined as: “An ‘older’, experienced woman who happens to find herself in a sexual… Continue reading

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On The Birthday Text from the Ex

Dedicated to today’s generation of women who analyze, reanalyze and overanalyze text messages.ย We are clearly delusional. And technology will be the death of us. Enjoy!

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On Why A Girl’s Always Gotta Look Good

One of the best pieces of advice from my mother… next to the one making sure I am always wearing fantastic underwear, in case of an emergency involving paramedics having to cut open… Continue reading

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If You Can’t Tell if She’s Asian or Latina, Then She Must Be Filipina!

There’s a joke that goes: if you can’t figure out if a person is Latin or Asian, then that person must be Filipino. I’ve heard countless stories of Filipino friends having been mistaken… Continue reading

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The Contents of a Woman’s Purse Revealed

Because it is, of course, absolutely impossible to do without any of these. Women like to be prepared for every occasion. What else do YOU keep in your purse?   More Saranovelas:

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On the Absolute Necessity of an Orgasm

This is based on a true story. It took place at a trendy little Italian restaurant on West Broadway, around the time I first got to New York City. And in case you… Continue reading

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On The Reasons for [Un]Planned Parenthood

Hence, the need for proper sex education. Pass the Reproductive Health bill in the Philippines!!! It is downright ridiculous that you need a prescription to get a condom. Also, I recently met Antรณn… Continue reading

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One of The (Many) Reasons He Didn’t Get a Chance at a Second Date

But then again…dating can be likened to getting a job. Let us say you are his dream company. He scores an interview with his impressive resume. There you have the first date.ย Sometimes, a… Continue reading

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The Secret Art of Sex Goddess Hair

Dear world, Behold! My first artistic offering in over 10 years. Once upon a time, little Sara used to draw. She drew morning, noon and night. She drew on fancy paper, cheap table… Continue reading

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